Last year: 1st week January 2018
Caleb : Laoshi speaks to us in English.
Me : Huh? Your Chinese teacher speaks to you in English during Chinese class?
Caleb : Only when she scolds us. When she teaches us, she speaks in Chinese.
The next day….
Me : Did your Laoshi speak English or Chinese today?
Caleb : English and Chinese.
Me : So, she scolded you all and also taught you all.
Caleb : Yah.
This year: mid-January 2019
Me : Has anyone in your class been scolded since school started?
Caleb : Of course not.
Me : Wow, really? You mean the whole class of boys has been behaving?
Caleb : Of course. School only just started…But I think we will get scolding soon.
Me : Oh…How do you know?
Caleb : I can just feel it.
February 2019
Me : Did anyone get scolding in class today?
Caleb : Of course not. It’s only Tuesday.
Me : Er…so why don’t you get scolding on Tuesday?
Caleb : Duh…We are good on Mondays & Tuesdays. We only get scolding on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays.
Me : Oh, how come?
Caleb : Because it’s just the start of the week!
Me : Oh…is it because you all had Saturday & Sunday to relax? So you all behave better on Monday & Tuesday?
Caleb : Maybe.
Me : And by Wednesday, you all cannot take it anymore and have to be naughty.
Caleb : Yah.
Recent:
Me : Is there any boy in your class who has never been scolded?
Caleb : Matthew.
Me : Really? Not even once?
Caleb : Not even once. He was given an award at the end of P1.
Me : Wow!
Caleb : He’s very smart. Listens to the teacher. Good at his work. And good at laser tag. And he’s fun outside class.
Me : Er…Is there anything he isn’t good at?
Caleb thinks for a while.
Caleb : He’s not as good at football as me.
Me : Anything else?
Caleb : No.
Me : Well, at least he isn’t good at one thing.
Caleb : Yah.
Me : I have one more question about Matthew. Are you sure he is a real person and not an imaginary one?
Caleb : MUM!!!
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